Chocoholics Dictionary
Romance : The art of slowly and seductively unwrapping your chocolate bar.
Diet : Cutting down from twelve to eleven chocolate gateaux per day.
Recipe : A formula to ensure that chocolate is included in everything from baked potatoes to onion soup.
Self Control : Saving half your box of chocolates until ‘later’.
Ultimate Act of Generosity : Grudgingly giving someone a square of your precious chocolate.
Love : A passionate need for another. Many believe that true love is only possible with one chocolate bar at a time.
Unrequited Love : When your chocolate cake just doesn’t seem to care about you any more.
Aphrodisiac: Chocolate covered oysters served with chocolate flavoured champagne.
Chocophobia : The totally logical fear that the world will run out of chocolate.
Glutton : Anyone who refuses to share with you or expects you to share with them.
Affair : Having a wonderful time with one chocolate ice cream while another is patiently waiting in the fridge.
Sex Appeal : Being so ‘hot’ that you cause chocolate to melt at first glance.
